April 07, 2003 - 10:00 pm
Two night’s ago The Canadian and I had a sleepover. Yesterday morning I was sleeping peacefully in my bed when, at precisely 9:30am I was awoken to the sound of some pretty intense buzzing. I shot up and out of bed faster than I ever knew was possible. My heart was racing. My brain was racing. I was saying to myself, “Taylor! Fast! Get out of bed! You need to shut your vibrator off before [The Canadian] hears it! You’ll be so embarrassed if he finds out you have a vibrator! You’ll be mortified! Just find it and shut it off!” And then I said, “Taylor, you don’t own a vibrator”, realized it was just an early-morning call from Mother on my cell phone that I’d failed to shut off the night before, and crawled back into bed.
This vibrator themed entry is dedicated to Kate and Fulminous.
Ta da
