October 12, 2003 - 11:17 am
Taylor: "Dinner"! Is that all? Just "Dinner"? You rag on me for my "Downstairs" away message and all you give in return is "Dinner"?
Auto response from Kate: dinner
Taylor: Ha!
Taylor: There it is!
Taylor: Not even "Dinner", but "dinner"!
Taylor: Also, darling, I'm so hung over it's not even a laughing matter.
Taylor: NOT A LAUGHING MATTER
Taylor: So quit it with the laughing already.
Taylor: Darling, this hangover?
Taylor: It's bad.
Taylor: Possibly one of the worst.
Taylor: I've been heaving all morning.
Taylor: Chinks, darling.
Taylor: NO!
Taylor: NO!
Taylor: Not chinks oh my God I can't believe I just said that!
Taylor: Chunks!
Taylor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHJAHAHAHA!
Taylor: darling, this is the best conversation we've
EVER had!
Taylor: I can't believe I just said that. I hope an unsuspecting Chinese person doesn't walk by your computer and see that.
Taylor: I'd feel just awful.
Taylor: (Also, will you please just stop for a moment and get a visual of lots of little Chinese people spewing from my mouth?)
Taylor: (Do you need a schematic? I could possibly whip up a schematic if you need one)
Taylor: (I take that back. All I have on this computer is MS Paint. I can't work with that, darling. You can't expect me to work with that)
Taylor: And darling! I'm going to tell you a secret!
Taylor: You can't tell anyone!
Taylor: (And just so you know, I've already planned to post this conversation)
Taylor: Remember back in the day when I lived in
Orlando?
Taylor: And I got shitty and puked in my 6-quart
Pottery Barn glass mixing bowl?
Taylor: Well!
Taylor: Last night?
Taylor: AGAIN.
Taylor: Except this time?
Taylor: IT WASN'T MY MIXING BOWL.
Taylor: It was Mother's!
Taylor: And she'd KILL ME if she knew!
Taylor: So don't breathe a word of this to anyone!
Taylor: (Again, let me reiterate the fact that I'm going to post this in my public online diary)
Taylor: Okay, darling, I'm talking to Kevin now and as fun as this was, it's nice to have a two-way conversation sometimes.
Taylor: You know. A little give. A little take.
Taylor: So on and so forth.
Taylor: Love you darling! Hope that "dinner" wasn't meowing before it hit your plate!
Taylor: Kiss kiss!
Ta da
