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October 12, 2003 - 11:17 am Taylor: "Dinner"! Is that all? Just "Dinner"? You rag on me for my "Downstairs" away message and all you give in return is "Dinner"? Auto response from Kate: dinner Taylor: Ha! Taylor: There it is! Taylor: Not even "Dinner", but "dinner"! Taylor: Also, darling, I'm so hung over it's not even a laughing matter. Taylor: NOT A LAUGHING MATTER Taylor: So quit it with the laughing already. Taylor: Darling, this hangover? Taylor: It's bad. Taylor: Possibly one of the worst. Taylor: I've been heaving all morning. Taylor: Chinks, darling. Taylor: NO! Taylor: NO! Taylor: Not chinks oh my God I can't believe I just said that! Taylor: Chunks! Taylor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHJAHAHAHA! Taylor: darling, this is the best conversation we've EVER had! Taylor: I can't believe I just said that. I hope an unsuspecting Chinese person doesn't walk by your computer and see that. Taylor: I'd feel just awful. Taylor: (Also, will you please just stop for a moment and get a visual of lots of little Chinese people spewing from my mouth?) Taylor: (Do you need a schematic? I could possibly whip up a schematic if you need one) Taylor: (I take that back. All I have on this computer is MS Paint. I can't work with that, darling. You can't expect me to work with that) Taylor: And darling! I'm going to tell you a secret! Taylor: You can't tell anyone! Taylor: (And just so you know, I've already planned to post this conversation) Taylor: Remember back in the day when I lived in Orlando? Taylor: And I got shitty and puked in my 6-quart Pottery Barn glass mixing bowl? Taylor: Well! Taylor: Last night? Taylor: AGAIN. Taylor: Except this time? Taylor: IT WASN'T MY MIXING BOWL. Taylor: It was Mother's! Taylor: And she'd KILL ME if she knew! Taylor: So don't breathe a word of this to anyone! Taylor: (Again, let me reiterate the fact that I'm going to post this in my public online diary) Taylor: Okay, darling, I'm talking to Kevin now and as fun as this was, it's nice to have a two-way conversation sometimes. Taylor: You know. A little give. A little take. Taylor: So on and so forth. Taylor: Love you darling! Hope that "dinner" wasn't meowing before it hit your plate! Taylor: Kiss kiss! Ta da
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